Flex-Able

Steve Vai Flex-Able Lyrics
1.Little Green Men

We know ya' come a long way
We hope that your ship is O.K.
We hope you're gonna' stick around
Maybe to save the day.

Liw Liw, Liw Liw,
Liw Liw, Liw

You look - a real keen
Even though you are green
With those big, large heads
Something off of the movie screen.

Liw Liw, Liw Liw,
Liw Liw, Liw

(Chorus)
Little Green Men, they look so funny
Funny green men
I want one to have and to hold and to
Silly green men
Where do they come from?
Should we run away, should we start to pray
Or is it a movie that they're filim'?

Are the people on your planet
Usually in a frantic panic like they are here
Most of the time?
(Bla...I'm freakin' out...)
Wait a minute, you, it is true about
Einstein's theory and Darwin's too?
What about war, the soul, the mind
Love, Death, God, Divine?

Little, little, little, little, little, little, little

Ladies & gentlemen of the world, it is my utmost privilege to
announc to
you that these Little Green Men actually do exist, for they are
part of the
eternal past and venture from all regions of our galaxy to find
homage in
our earth's center. Governments of the world have been very good
at
concealing these little visitors and preparing the public with
loving movies
and pleasent melodies. (Ya' see, like that one - did ya' hear
that- yes.)
Controlled media as to cushion the arrival of our little
friends. You see,
throughout history many people have claimed to see strange
lights in the
sky.

(OH NO.) Well, the truth of the matter is that these light, and
beings, will
only reveal themselves to those who are pure of heart, for these
enlightened
aliens leave permanent imprinted information on the psyche of
those chosen
human only to be revealed to our deteriorating planet at the
point in which
our civilization shall enter the new age of 'Light Without
Heat.'

Little Green Men about four foot one
Maybe they want to have some fun.
Little Green Men about 4 foor two
Maybe he wants to mate with you
(OOH, AH, EEE, ETC...)(Simulated alien sex sequence)
Little Green Men about four foot three
Maybe they wanna' be set free.

We're hoping that the human race will become part of endless
time. We love
you all and want you to know that in your heart and in your soul
there is
peower bigger than the world.
Little Green Men about four foot
Maybe they wanna' kic some butt.
MO FO
UUUU, AAAA, EEEE, GRRR...
(Chorus)
(Chorus)
E.T.I.O.U. E.T.I.O.U. E.T.I.O.U

Ba-v-ni-ni na-ni-new,
Ba-nu-ni-ni-na-ni-new Bda-da
Ba-nu-ni-ni-na-ni-new Bra-da-di-dat.


2.Lovers Are Crazy

He looks a lot like Blondie Bumstead
When he lies in bed
He cries a lot like Shirley Temple
When he's lost in his head
He sings a lot like Greta Garbo
When he's drunk instead
He died a lot like Marilyn Monroe
When he ate those reds.

He's giving it all to her
He asks for nothing back
He died for the love of her
And many people think that's sad.

(Chorus)
Lovers are crazy
e I'm tellin' you
Lovers are crazy
Say I'm your baby
e I'm beggin' you
Say I'm your baby
You can't say maybe
e or I'm leavin' you
You can't say maybe
Are we just crazy
e am I hurtin' you?
Are we just crazy

She looks a lot like John Belushi
When she needs a fix
She cries a lot like Ronald Regan
Whe she gets a zit
She sings a lot like Elvis Presley
When she gets the clap
She died a lot like Jimi Hendrix
And that's too bad.

She's tryin to love him back
But it doesn't seem to work
She's striving to make it last
But it's tearing up her heart and soul.

(Chorus)

Sometimes you
Feel like you're alone
Maybe you better feel again
Don't get so strung out
You're not even near the end.

They look a lot like Astaire and Rogers
When they dance a lot
They cry a lot like Tony and Maria
When they're out of luck
They sing a lot like Martin and Lewis
When they run amok
They died a lot like no one I know
When their love dried up.

No one can fantasize
What life without love's like
You can just pantomime
Someone else's silent night,

(Chorus)


3.Junkie

I need some junk
To shoot in my veins
Would you give me some
To relieve the pain?

These city streets
Are drivin' me insane
I tried laundry detergent
But it's not the same.

I need some food
To stuff in my face
But the garbage man
he took the trash away.

These city streets
Are makin' me crazy
I tried to eat rocks
But they have no taste.

My face is a wreck
My brain's decayed
I need a fix 'n' I'll
Be O. K.

These city streets
Are makin' me crazy
I'm chewin' on glass but I
Don't even bleed
I don't even bleed
I don't even bleed
I don't even bleed.

I'll pray tonight
To the king of kings
Won't you pull me out
I'd rehabilitate those
City streets, you know I can't keep straight
Will I murder somebody? Well, ya'
Can't fool fate
Ya' can't fool fate
Ya' can't fool fate
No you can't fool fate.

I need some help, I
Need some help, I'm
Fallin' apart
Will I die in my sleep
Or will I live in the streets
In agony?


4.The Boy/Girl Song

What am I gonna' do with that girl
What am I gonna do with that girl
What I am gonna do with the firl
You know she drives me wild.

That girl she's makin' me crazy
But ya' know dat I love her so
And dat girl she don't mean maybe
Even do' she might tell ya so and
Dat girl she gets so lazy
I gotta give her all my dough
But dat girl is my baby
And you know that I
Can't let her go.'
(I think you can figure out the rest)